My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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