are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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