what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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