wakey wakey hands off snakey
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
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