we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Randomize
