you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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