There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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