I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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