you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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