What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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