is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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