if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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