new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
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