Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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