Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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