i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
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