I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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