Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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