You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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