shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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