I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
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