dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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