I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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