People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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