I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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