do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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