we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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