sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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