I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
You can't motorboat a personality
it hurts more in the daytime
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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