I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
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