i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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