dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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