Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
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