So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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