I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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