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Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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