We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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