I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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