Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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