The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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