Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
