pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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