Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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