My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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