what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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