idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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