He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
