How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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