i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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