if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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