So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Randomize
