Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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