To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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