Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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