Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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