that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
and you fell through a lawn chair
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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