wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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