Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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