U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I think im going to throw up on grandma
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
